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BIRTHDAY".

Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards.

            The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday

may almighty shower u with blessings on ur BIRTHDAY.luv u aiways..

If our friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If our friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be love, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man.

WINTER CUMS AGAIN N AGAIN, SUMMER CUMS AGAIN N AGAIN, BUT

FRIEND LIKE U NEVER CUM AGAIN N AGAIN BCOZ, GOD NEVER MAKE

MISTAKE AGAIN N AGAIN

Birth is like a dot, Life is like a line, Love is like a triangle But FRIENDSHIP is like a circle Bcoz circles dont have an end.

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

A good friend is like a bra. he is tight, careful, holds u from falling and always close to ur heart.

It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

When God opened the window of the heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this!

A special friend is rare indeed, it seems to be a special breed, yes, perfect friends are very few, so lucky I am for having you.

If kisses were water, I will give you the sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree. If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy. If friendship is lif,e I will give you mine.

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is you.

Smile ever gumsum never, speak ever chupchap never, hasna ever rona never, yad rakhna mujhe bhulna never, kui ki hum hai friends for ever.

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If u want to succeed in ur life: be sweet as honey be regular as clock

be fresh as rose

be soft as tissue

Be strong as rock

Be smart as me

             

Every failure is a leson well-learned

Evry Suces is a batle wel-fought

& I m is a jewel well-kept

I have a dream to get you

I have a dream to hold you

I have a dream to be with you

I have a dream for you with me

I have a dream that I believe in

Because I know...

Dreams come true - just believe.

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard

2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunit

A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,

wish u an optimistic life..

Dont wish a life without troubles,instead ask for the strength to face troubles that come ur way.As a WOUNDED WARRIOR is superior than a HEALTHY COWARD!

The world will provide you with stones every day; what you build out of it is you outlook - A Bridge or a Wall.

God has a reason 4 allowing things to happen, we may never understand,his wisdom but we simply have 2 trust his will. God bless you all the way.

Keep the race through God's good grace. Lift up your eyes and seek His face. Life with its way b4 us lies. Christ is the path and Christ is the Price.

What are the difference between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

A FEW GOOD THOUGHTS

1>Pray as if everything depends on God & work as everyhting depends on you.

2>To handle yourself use ur head;to handle others use ur heart.

3>Do not lose head in success & heart in failure.

4>Beauty and colour may attract the eye but only a smile appeals to the heart....

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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Do you remember the day when you were born??? You were crying and everyone round you smiling ,may your coming days brings lots of smiles starting from the same day you born that is Today...Happy birthday

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.\"HAPPY BIRTHDAY\".

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star. MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY

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As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.

E. M. Forster

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

Kenneth H. Cooper

Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.

Len Dawson

Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me. - Kenny Cunningham

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.- George Carlin

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me - Woody Allen

Do you remember the day when you were born??? You were crying and everyone round you smiling ,may your coming days brings lots of smiles starting from the same day you born that is Today...Happy birthday.

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I\'m grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".