JOKES (RAJNIKANT & SANTA BANTA JOKE FREE DOWNLOAD)

RAJNIKANT JOKES
SANTA BANTA JOKES
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Maa aur baap
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
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Shaadi ka bahanaNewly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.
Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.
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Ek gharwali aur….

Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.
Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.
Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..
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Ka karat ho?

Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Man writing letter

Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
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Gabbar ka khauf…
Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.
Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.
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